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Monday, May 16, 2011

RAJNIKANT 's MARRIAGE...........mind IT !!!

jai ho !!


Biggest news of this decade is that RAJNIKANT has got marry. I think that this news is most popular than "OSAMA KILLING". As we know, "Everything is possible in presence of RAJNIKANT". All the functions were like normal wed-lock but existence of RAJNI EFFECT made that abnormal
 1. The round(farre) were taken around EARTH in place of fire(agni).
 2. All the "barratees" had set on rajnikant & he had flown like load hanuman.
 3. when sisters of his wife (saali) planed to hide his shoes, he hanged shoes in flowing air by the use of his
      superpower.
  4. There were an alien in place of  preacher who read MANTRA from a laptop, which was written in java   coding.
  5. Rajni didn't dance in his marriage because he feared of having earthquake .
  6. Rajni didn't see in c.d. of marriage because he is immortal & even he can't catch by god , how can a camera capture him??
  7. His wife's hand got fractured  when she smoothly slapped on his hand against his naughty act.                
  8. Wedding was happened on blackhole . Rajni can only fight with its attractive force.
  9. When rajni kissed her on cheek, a hole had created on her cheek,
 10. he didn't go anywhere for honeymoon because he dragged moon to earth.
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While revolving around the earth for farre, he made a new record of fastest revolving around earth & wrote his name in genius world record.
India should organize "The rajnikant world record"....

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