NEVER SHARE MOBILE NUMBER ON ANY POPULAR SOCIAL SITE......

Once my room partner and me were sitting at our room in hostel. we are the engineering student and live in collage hostel. wait! before carrying on the story , lights turn to my room partner,"mainsh alawa,he is from sainik school and used to live in hostel since 6th class. he is the most confident, muscular, expert in each and every sport & dance so well".he was thinking of making a ghajni, you are guessing same that aamir khan.But this ghajni was based on theme of 'how an engineeer killed'. i appreciated him and said him to work on it. I am good in painting and sketching so he requested me to made a outline of ghajni. I said,"okey or any thing else". he said, "you just drew it  further i will manage". One day i made sketch and after it handed over it to him and he wrote many things on ghajni's chest, muscles & abs ,........ . he wrote in front in bold arial font 'ENGINEER WAS KILED' in place of kalpana was killed and many other things like facebook , proxy , girlfriend, CAT,GATE ,IAS, placement, GD&PI,job etc and he stuck it on wall of our room. that became too famous . Who came our room , always said,"good yaaro & manish you rock". I have good knowledge of adobe photoshope. so i decided to make this theme on bare photo of my roomy, that was till stomach.and i uploaded  it on facebook that was the"BIGGEST MISTAKE " of my life because i have written on that photo girlfriend "priti-9039186581" that was my mobile number.I have received maximum comment on that pic "50".

ENGINEER WAS KILLED

I went my home after comd semister . One day atpeleting my 3r home i received   a wrong number on my cell phone someone man said,"hello, aap khon". i said,"haa ap khon" he again said,"aap khon" it was like that some group of friend having fun I said ,"aapne cal kiya hain to aap batao khon aur kisse baat karni hain" He said,"bhaiya maine facebook par photo dekha, us par priti name se ye number tha"I frustrated and said,"wrong number" .at the end of call mom said,"beta kiska phone tha". I said ,"kuch nahi mummy that was wrong no."After that i was laughing at myself. then i returned to collage after 15 days and i shared this thing to my room partner and  other closed friend . they all were laughing at me and saying "hello priti".that was okey that one wrong no.. My photo was becoming too famous and i was geting call from each corner of india, thank god that i haven't received from abroad . they called and asked "priti" and said "yaar,what a nice work , are you engineer, from where are you talking or many other questions and appreciations". I have became habitable of wrong no.s and hello priti.

                           That was my personal experience so please never open your no. on social sites like facebook, orkut or other.

PROPOSE TO AN UNKNOWN GIRL FOR A COFFEE !! ! !! ! !!

This is a story of crazy days of my life when my semester break was going on and i was in my hometown picassoghar. i came from jaipur for 10 days where i was studying law. My best friend 'Naresh' was also there. He was doing engineering from bhopal and he was also at vacation. So, That was the time of that crazy schools boys to meet and repeat their habits those are uninhabitable for others.Naresh had a girlfriend and she was of our hometown. Therefore he always used to come picassoghar. and i had a  girlfriend who left me alone after my 12th. I still loved her and waiting for her like a bollywood hero in old black n white film . I was too sad and always missed her but she forgot me. Naresh decided to find a girl for me but i was not interested because i still loved that girl. We both always used to go a lake, that was only a place where we got all the facility like free staring at  pretty, sexy and erotic girls and some sweet girls which was the best facility for me.This lake was inside the street  and at the main road around half kilometer away from lake, DIL SE POINT was situated. This was very famous in city & its menu list was comfortable for me or persons like me because my pocket always contained a key of bike (of father), a purse that was being used for keeping photo of  gods & some worthless  papers & used recharge card of 10 rs.& a coin of vaishnvdevi, and  some coins of 1 or 2 rupees in pocket which always made a sound. One day we both were going at dil se point .Naresh stopped his bike at parking .At that time two girls were passed near from our bike i saw them and uttered "wow" in low pitch.One girl was too good between them. Naresh leaded to sit at table and telling me to spend money . I excused and we both started "you were getting me a coffee , no....no you" . After few seconds, Naresh decided to bet for coffee. He said, "you have to propose that girl & i will pay for you" > I thought once and finally  i decided to do that task and i stood and went for my destination. I thought for a while, why don't i take this challenge about study??♥♥??.  I was going towards that girls who were standing at opposite side of road , waiting for bus for their destination.Well finally, After hoarding the courage in my pocket; I reached near her. She was damn sizzling . That day i felt that "Girls looks more prettier from close". I uttered in slow pitch "wow!! sexy". I packed all the excited fragment of mine in a small box and however said to her, "hi! i am paresh and i want to be your friend" she saw me and then said,"i am in tension so please leave me alone " I thought i did wrong she were seriously in tension and i stupidly asked to her, "had anyone flirted with you??" . but she started looking for her bus.Anyhow i was trying to talk with her to show my friend that i proposed her. At the end, her friend warned me that "you are going or not , otherwise i call someone". I said "okey"(thought that my work was done) & i ran away from there. and occupied sit near paresh. He was laughing at me and i was also laughing at that crazy thing. Finally two coffee were putted by waiter on our bench and i got my worth. That girls were looking at me and smiling and after 10 minutes her bus came and she disappeared.And we were enjoying coffee....•° .•°